Biscuit Bitch Menu
Introducing Biscuit Bitch, a vibrant eatery nestled in Seattle's heart, where Southern comfort meets brunch delights. This women-owned gem specializes in hearty breakfasts that will satisfy any craving. Their Bitchwich sandwiches, served with creamy garlic grits, showcase the bold flavors and creativity that define this unique restaurant.
The atmosphere is hip and casual, making it perfect for family outings or group gatherings. Dining options are plentiful: from outdoor seating to takeout, and even drive-thru service. Their Happy Hour Specials and Bitch Blend Coffee, a locally roasted favorite, add an extra layer of enjoyment to your visit.
Accessibility is a priority here, featuring wheelchair access, QR code menus, and more. Whether you’re looking for a comforting breakfast or a lively brunch experience, Biscuit Bitch welcomes all with open arms and delicious food!
Combo Deal
Express Bitch Combo Deal
A Bitchin' Deal! Your choice of Bitchwich with a side of garlic Grits and a 12 ounce drip coffee, hot tea, iced tea, milk, Seattle Soda or Pathwater bottled water.
Sausage Bitchwich
Buttered biscuit sandwich with egg, cheddar, pork sausage patty, Bitchy Sauce
Bacon Bitchwich
Buttered biscuit sandwich with egg, cheddar, bacon, Bitchy Sauce
Spam Bitchwich
Buttered biscuit sandwich with egg, cheddar, SPAM, Bitchy Sauce
Hot Link Bitchwich
Buttered biscuit with egg, cheddar, grilled spicy Louisiana Hot Link, Bitchy Sauce
Egg & Cheese Bitchwich
Buttered Biscuit with egg, cheddar, Bitchy Sauce
Bitchwich (Veggie Sausage)
Buttered biscuit with egg, cheddar, Morningstar Farms Veggie Sausage Patty, Bitchy Sauce
Canadian Bitch
Buttered Biscuit with Maple Peanut Butter and Bacon, eh? Add a Banana to make it a Royal Canadian!
Nutty Bitch
Buttered Biscuit, Nutella, Banana and a lil' whip cream.
Buttered Up Bitch
Big-ass biscuit with butter + choice of spread on the side
Bitchwiches
Grits
Garlic Grits & Butter
Creamy grits with roasted garlic, topped with butter and fresh cracked pepper.
Cheesy Garlic Grits
Creamy grits with roasted garlic, cheddar cheese, butter, fresh cracked black pepper.
Bitch Blend Whole Bean Coffee
Our signature Bitch Blend coffee locally roasted for us by Seattle'sSeven Roasters since 2011. This bitchin' blend of beans from women-owned cooperatives around the world won us the Seattle Weekly Reader's Choice Award for Best Coffee in Seattle 2018.
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Beverages
Americano
Shots of espresso over hot water. 12 oz. receives 2 shots. 16 oz. receives 3 shots 20 oz. receives 4 shots. Served in a to-go cup.
Latte
2 shots of Espresso with steamed milk
Cappuccino
2 Shots of Espresso with frothy milk and foam. 12 oz only
Doppio
2 shots of espresso -straight up!
Bitch Blend Drip Coffee
Our signature bitch blend coffee locally roasted for us by seven roasters since 2011. This bitchin' blend of beans from women-owned cooperatives around the world won us the Seattle weekly readers' choice award for best coffee in Seattle 2018. Decaf not available
Bitches Brew Cold Brew Coffee
Our exclusive bitch blend coffee cold-brewed for a smooth drinkable iced coffee. No decaf option available.
Chai Latte
Spicy and invigorating, Seattle's local Morning Glory Chai warms you from the inside out. Add espresso shots to make it "Dirty"
Dirty Pumpkin
Our NAUGHTY Pumpkin Pie Chai Latte with 2 shots of Espresso
Hot Tea
Cuppa' tea, Bitch? We offer 3 varieties of local Marketspice tea. Choose Earl Grey, Breakfast Blend or Green tea.
Seattle Fog
Bitch, this drink is famous! Loose leaf Earl Grey tea, steamed milk & hint of vanilla. Finished with orange zest.
Hot Chocolate
Ghiradelli Dark Chocolate, steamed milk, topped with whip
Mexican Mocha
Our SPICY house-made dark chocolate blend with two shots of espresso and steamed milk- ha cha cha!
Mocha
Ghiradhelli Dark Chocolate Mocha
Orange Infused Mocha
Dark Chocolate Mocha with fresh Orange Zest- Hello Sunshine!
White Mocha
Ghiradelli White Mocha
Orange Infused White Mocha
A Biscuit Bitch Favorite! Ghiradelli White Chocolate Mocha infused with fresh Orange Zest. Hello sunshine!
Arnold Palmer
1/2 lemonade, 1/2 tea and fully delicious.
Fuzzy Palmer
1/2 Housemade Iced Tea, 1/2 Lemonade, splash of Peach syrup.
Iced Tea
House-made unsweetened Iced Tea.
Peach Iced Tea
House-made Iced Tea with a splash of Peach!
Blackberry Iced Tea
Housemade ice tea with a splash of blackberry syrup!
Raspberry Lemonade Sparkler
House lemonade with a float of raspberry compote, finished with sparkling club soda
Orange Juice
Freshly shaken and poured in a cup! We serve Odwalla pasteurized pure squeezed not-from-concentrate OJ
Milk
It comes from a cow. I heard it does a body good. Kids like it.
Pathwater Bottled Water
20 oz. reusable aluminum bottle.
Seattle Soda Co. Soda
Handcrafted in Seattle, soda with pure cane sugar. 12 oz can
